ahmogar:

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for itreblog because pugs

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF

ahmogar:

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF

(via a-study-in-jawn)

ahmogar:

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for itreblog because pugs

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF

ahmogar:

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF

(via a-study-in-jawn)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via telapathetic)

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

(via pizza)

sancophaleague:

Earlier this year Zora Ball was your average 1st grader until she decided to create and develop a mobile video game app, making her the youngest person to ever do so. At just 7-years old Zora managed to learn a programming language called “Bootstrap” that is normally used to teach kids ages 12 through 16 the different concepts of Algebra by using video games. Her teachers and family were astonished by her accomplishment. 

She was invited to an expo at the University of Penn where she was put on the spot and asked to reconfigure the app in front of everyone to prove that it was her that developed the mobile app in the first place and not her older brother who is a scholar student. Zora successfully did so and got rid of any doubt that anyone had. 
Zora Ball is now referred to a young prodigy with an extremely bright future in technology and computer science. Young Zora is an example of Black Excellence not having an age requirement.
Written By: @Champion_Us

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I WAS USING THE BATHROOM AND THIS SHIT

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via hate)

soulpunkes:

andy:

ive known andy the longest of anyone in fall out boy. i can set my clock by this kid. he comes off as the quietest member but when he’s around people he knows he is the loudest- many nights i have been woken up by him screaming in the front lounge. he is one of the few…

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via egberts)

babyimaveganarchist:

fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

Still in love with this.

babyimaveganarchist:

fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

Still in love with this.

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neonnubian:

I detect no lies.

It really angers & disgusts me the way black women’s bodies are demonized and white women’s bodies are a sign of all that’s pure. The amount of hate that Nicki Is getting (especially from black men & women) for this image is astounding. But, like she clearly illustrated, had it been a white woman it would’ve been all good.

I’m here for black women, whether they wanna be covered from head to toe or completely ass nekkid. It’s their choice & they all deserve respect.

But like I just feel like they’re talking shit bc theyre jealous they won’t ever have such an amazing butt as nicki smh

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

image

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goldenclitoris:

i mean im kinda dumb and loud and my hair doesnt always look great but i can make u laugh and im good at petting animals so why not date me

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the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via hate)

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