this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened
The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
but then you remember that you’ll probably be the next one to open the fridge
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
'[cool user] liked your post…'
'[cool user] reblogged your post…'
love my fans